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Not Being a Dick
by
Jarrett Rusnak


David has a talking penis named Richard that lands him smack in the middle of an emotional minefield after taking Kate home from the bar. She's struggling to move forward from a bad relationship without exploding everything around her. He's struggling to not be a dick about it. Things take a turn for the complicated when David falls in love with Kate's friend Becky. Trying to make the whole thing NOT end badly becomes a very delicate dance.


Cast Size: 2M 2W
Running Time: 90 minutes
Royalty: $60 per performance


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